Saya dan (Anekdot) Jakarta

It’s really damned cool. Just wondering why, they weren’t fix the train long time a go. I always get the trip to home with train. And yesterday i felt my way so cozy. LCD teve, stop kontak and flower smell. I talking about Argo Bromo Anggrek.

They drop new facility, particularly for interior and exterior. The train still dominated with purple color and they added Sony Bravia approx 32 inch. Give me more wide looking. Above television they give a lot information with marquee text.

Related the trip, how many km remaining, velocity the train, and where next stop station. Wow,,, its amazing for executive class. But, surely the ticket almost same with the plane. I pay 440 thousand IDR for one way trip. Hahaha…. its fucking with my wallet.

But, i can’t hope the train arrive on time. They always come lately about 2 hours from the schedule. Surely they always arrive late.

Just call 13897 from my phone, i can reserve the ticket without enqueue on station. Hmm.. i love train.

Kalau saja ada pampers buat orang dewasa pasti udah saya beli. Beberapa pengalaman menggelikan pernah saya alami kala ‘ngebrot’ (baca: buang hajat besar).

Kalau udah kebelet ngebrot di tempat salah, Donat J.CO rasa blueberry berganti rasa buah mungkudu. Pahit meringis rasanya.

Kaya mudik kemarin. Pas naek bus Patas dari TulungAgung ke Surabaya, di tengah perjalanan udah kerasa ngebrotnya. Untung masih tertahan, sampai di Mojokerto bulu kuduk merinding.

Diikuti duduk gelisah bercampur keringat kepala. Apes, sampai di Krian hasrat memuncak dan pantat kerasa hangat.

Pfuhh.. untung bus melaju cepat ke arah tujuan. Bukannya barang bawaan yang saya cek kala turun. Tapi, tulisan ”Ponten Umum Khusus Pria” dari bus sebelum masuk terminal sudah saya kejar.

Bwah.. lega rasanya, pas semua satu persatu sampah ini keluar dari perut.

Untung, kejadian SMP kala itu tidak terulang. Gara-gara pidato upacara Kepsek kelamaan kotoran saya pun tertampung di CD.

PS: Ngebrot yang lain baca postingan di blog lawas saya